Pet Translators

Abstergo Industries hopes to have pet translators available in the next ten years. As our research in communication extends from cyber to organic, we find ways to better communicate with the world around us and that will soon extend to our pets. Pets have become an increasingly integral part of our lives, to the point that some pets have become “fur babies”, consumers are now demanding a way to better understand the needs of their dogs and cats. Abstergo is eager to explore the possibility of communication between humans and animals. The insights and perspective associated with the cognitive functions of animals can lead us to a new understanding of how humans see and interact with animals and the world around them. This can then in turn advance research in social behavior diseases and disorders. Therapeutic animals have been used in treating social behavior diseases and disorders, it is still unclear why animals have this healing tough and it is with great hope that pet translator will begin to unlock this mystery.

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Animation

Abstergo Entertainment is considering launching into a new branch of entertainment by turning our beloved videogames into an animated series. Producer Adi Shankar was approached about the job and asked to create an original storyline. We are still working on the details, such as how “anime” we want the series to be. Stay tuned for further details.

https://www.engadget.com/2017/07/05/assassins-creed-anime-series/

Assassins Creed Origins

By now you have probably heard about our new game, Assassins Creed Origins. While this game was leaked early, we are still excited to share our latest venture in the world of villains, also known as assassins. Explore ancient Egypt as you relive some of the most fascinating events in history. Be sure to check out Abstergo Entertainment’s Assassin Creeds Origins webpage. http://bit.ly/2tdloEV We have many more exciting events and products coming out soon. Stay tuned and live better.

A Special Day!

Today is a very special day for us at Abstergo. Not only because of how far we have gotten into our numerous projects and not only because of all the awards we are receiving; but because of the celebration of an important member of our organization today.

This person has constantly aided in keeping Abstergo operating efficiently as well as keeping the connection with our community strong for more than 7 years. This person is always cheerful, hard working and a truly valuable asset to Abstergo and to any other corporation in the world! This person is Haylin Porter and today happens to be her birthday.

From all of Abstergo, we would love to wish you a grand happy birthday! May all of the years to come be great for you and us all.

Drug Scalping

 

There has been a lot of speculation that Abstergo and its affiliates have been  manipulating and destroying drugs in an attempt to control the pharmaceutical markets and drive drug prices up.  This is a false accusation fuled by false articles created by individuals and organizations who wish us harm. There have been recent developments that may make it look as though this is true such as the increase in the prices of certain drugs, however this is normal in the industry and should not be taken without context. Abstergo strives to make the world a better place and believes in creating strong customer relations. If you have any questions or concerns, please contact your local Abstergo facility.

 

Abstergo’s FTD To Explore New Planets

Thanks to the hard work and great efforts of our friends at National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, 7 new zone planets have been discovered. Furthermore, studies have shown that said planets appear to be similar in nature to our Planet Earth; with very high probability of human survival upon them.

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“This illustration shows the possible surface of TRAPPIST-1f, one of the newly discovered planets in the TRAPPIST-1 system” (NASA). Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Here at Abstergo’s Future Technologies Division, plans were already drafted on the possibility of traveling 40 light years away from Planet Earth, around 235 trillion miles, in order to conduct research and studies on one of the planets.

The head of Abstergo’s Future Technologies Division, Mr. Otto Schmidt had the following to say.

“We are proud to announce that thanks to the constant developments of Abstergo’s R&D teams, FTD teams, Lineage Research and Acquisition teams as well as the Animus and Helix teams, we are that much closer to expand our research beyond our Planet Mars and onto TRAPPIST-1f”.

“We look forward to ushering the new dawn of humanity and the future of humans for thousands of eras to come”.

For more information on TRAPPIST-1f and the TRAPPOST-1 System, please feel free to click here to be redirected to the press release by our friends at NASA!

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Happy New Year and Thank-You

As we ring in the New Year Abstergo Industries and Entertainment want to thank you for your support throughout the year. We have had losses and triumphs this past year, including the release of Abstergo Entertainment’s first feature film. Abstergo has helped lead the way in science, medicine and entertainment in the past and will continue to do so in the future. We cannot thank our supporters enough and hope you will join us in 2017 as we continue to push the boundaries of reality to create a better future.

May the Father of Understanding Guide Us to a successful New Year.

Scott Baldwin

Director of Public Relations