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Future Technologies Division and Linage and Subject Acquisition Out of Reach This Month

Greeting to all of our great fans and consumers. I wanted to inform you that both my division (Future Technologies Division) and the Linage and Subject Acquisition Department will be out of reach this month of August.

We will be attending worldwide conferences and conventions and it will be very very unlikely to be able to reply to your comments.

We thank your understanding and hope to see you all again soon.

Thank you,

Otto Schmidt

Future Technologies Division

Abstergo Industries – We ARE The Future

25 replies on “Future Technologies Division and Linage and Subject Acquisition Out of Reach This Month”

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Thank you,
Otto Schmidt
Future Technologies Division

Hey take it easy this month. You’ve got a game comming out soon so yea take a break before the crazy.

And try figuring out where Erudito got in and edited the master and kinda not do that,he kinda broke game balance with that store hack.

Thank you for your support Andrew, even though we were not able to reply straight away we did read your comment (and many others) and we appreciated you wishing us luck.

As for ERUDITO, we have faith in our consumers that they are stronger than falling for their tricks. Nevertheless, we have taken precautions.

Thank you,
Otto Schmidt
Future Technologies Division

No political nor religious comments are permitted on this website/blog due to the risk of conflict.

Thank you,
Otto Schmidt
Future Technologies Division

A conspiracy famous location due to Dan Brown’s best-seller “The Da Vinci Code”. No political nor religious comments are permitted on this website/blog due to the risk of conflict.

Thank you,
Otto Schmidt
Future Technologies Division

To all abstergo members: i know an arrogent assassin in Ohio; track her down using this facebook page: [LINK REMOVED BY ABSTERGO DUE TO IDENTITY SHARING. THIS ACT IS FORBIDDEN AS MENTIONED MANY TIMES PREVIOUSLY BY ABSTERGO.]

Proceed with caution

You are becoming famous around the office. We have a sign at the entrance of our office that says, “Please remind the commenter ‘Mikey’ with IP address ‘ ‘ that subject information and corporate information are strictly CONFIDENTIAL. Thank you for your co-operation and for making a better world. — FTD Administration”

Therefore, I would like to remind you that subject and corporate information are strictly confidential.

Thank you,

Frank Richards
Maintenance and Sanitation Department

Not trouble, do not worry. I guess some people did it as a joke since you kept asking the same question or something like that apparently. An obsession with our subjects’ private information.

Emily Keys
Attorney – Abstergo’s Law Firm

They were a combination of the priovous subject 17’s stuff. Including but not limited to broken animus parts, trash, destroyed laundry and a bit of yard/lawn trimming. Maintenance transferes them in marked bags to keep a record of subject activities in order to be more effective. Do not worry about anything, it is absolutely fine. As you know when a subject (let us say 17) leaves then there is an opening in that subject number after a period of time; Linage and Subject Acquisition Department takes care of this usually but since they are out for a while, things are a bit messy.

Frank Richards
Maintenance and Sanitation Department

I guess this is what happens when the Linage and Subject Acquisition takes a conference travel; everything goes haywire. I am sure it will all be sorted out upon their return.

Frank Richards
Maintence and Sanitation Department

Mrs. Moka Thorwham is absolutely fine, and she is correct in her claim. Since the subject has self reveled this information; she has been listed as Subject 18 a couple of months ago.

Otto Schmidt
Future Technologies Division

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