We are honored here at Abstergo to be fortunate enough in celebrating the entry of yet another year with all of you! May we all be fortunate and successful for all the years to come!! Happy New Year!

We would love to wish you all a grand winter with cheerful and warm celebrations! Merry Christmas from Abstergo!

Today is a very special day for us at Abstergo. Not only because of how far we have gotten into our numerous projects and not only because of all the awards we are receiving; but because of the celebration of an important member of our organization today.

This person has constantly aided in keeping Abstergo operating efficiently as well as keeping the connection with our community strong for more than 7 years. This person is always cheerful, hard working and a truly valuable asset to Abstergo and to any other corporation in the world! This person is Haylin Porter and today happens to be her birthday.

From all of Abstergo, we would love to wish you a grand happy birthday! May all of the years to come be great for you and us all.

Thanks to the hard work and great efforts of our friends at National Aeronautics and Space Administration, NASA, 7 new zone planets have been discovered. Furthermore, studies have shown that said planets appear to be similar in nature to our Planet Earth; with very high probability of human survival upon them.

“This illustration shows the possible surface of TRAPPIST-1f, one of the newly discovered planets in the TRAPPIST-1 system” (NASA). Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Here at Abstergo’s Future Technologies Division, plans were already drafted on the possibility of traveling 40 light years away from Planet Earth, around 235 trillion miles, in order to conduct research and studies on one of the planets.

The head of Abstergo’s Future Technologies Division, Mr. Otto Schmidt had the following to say.

“We are proud to announce that thanks to the constant developments of Abstergo’s R&D teams, FTD teams, Lineage Research and Acquisition teams as well as the Animus and Helix teams, we are that much closer to expand our research beyond our Planet Mars and onto TRAPPIST-1f”.

“We look forward to ushering the new dawn of humanity and the future of humans for thousands of eras to come”.

For more information on TRAPPIST-1f and the TRAPPOST-1 System, please feel free to click here to be redirected to the press release by our friends at NASA!

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To all of our female subjects, clients, readers and awesome members of our society, we wish to wish you all an awesome and happy Woman’s International Day from Abstergo!