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Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day from Abstergo. Remember to tell those you cherish that you love them for you never know which day will be your last.

By haylinporter

Abstergo Employee: Works in Marketing and Research

9 replies on “Happy Valentine’s Day”

Thank you for filing a report, we will look into that situation immediately. Please rest assured since we have your sessions back-up and there may only be an error with your device. The way the new devices that have been created makes it close to impossible to hack.

Thank you,

Otto Schmidt

Hi, Joshua here,

Would just like to inform you guys in case you haven’t discovered. Your portable animus has been hacked, with someone claiming to know the truth and is creating false scenes in your programs.

Hello Joshua,

Thank you for reporting this incident, we have been following it for a while and are glad to announce that we have successfully dealt with the issue. We thank you again for your support.

Thank you,

Otto Schmidt

Hi Otto,

Thanks for that, now I can enjoy my animus experience without interference. :)

Thanks again,
Joshua

We can see through your lies.
You May have the upper hand now.
But we will come back.
When we do.
We will take all your power.
Be prepared

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