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To The Concerned Public

It has come to our attention speculations that Abstergo is obtaining genetic code know as DNA without consent of its owner. There has also been talk that we are building a secret DNA library without public notification or consent. This is all false information; we at Abstergo adhere to strict rules and only obtain DNA […]

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Operations in Korea

A quick announcement: Effective today, security operations at our location in Seoul, South Korea will be heightened to Level 5 due to increasing tensions on the Korean Peninsula.  All remaining personnel will be required to attend Emergency Training by the end of this week, no exceptions.  International travel to this facility remains open, but is discouraged […]

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Warning, please read!

Important message: We advise all persons against the substance dihydrogen monoxide. This substance, which is also used in some of our medications, have the following side effects: Also called ‘hydroxyl acid’, the substance is a major component of acid rain; Contributes to soil erosion; Contributes to the greenhouse effect; Accelerates corrosion and breakdown of electrical equipment; Excessive ingestion may cause various unpleasant effects; Prolonged contact with its […]